Welcome to our Virtual Rehab Unit and Drop-In Centre
for all you sad under-achievers who have ended up
in the puke-encrusted rat-infested gutter
of UFO obsession.

The good news is... you are not alone.
The bad news is... that makes it rather crowded in here.
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Ben says...
"I'm built for comfort, aint built for speed
But I got everything all you good girls need".

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The Biggest Spotttttty Dog You Ever Did See.
(and that is his real tongue, too)
Beggin for it? I should say so!

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Mmmmnmnmnmnnnbbbnbmmnnmm... tasty...
Holly and Gail relax by playing some Tongues N' Noses. Appetite for destruction, Holly?

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This is Ozzy. He eats bats.
Hmmm.... we'll see about that.

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Dairve takes his fluffy furry floppy thing
out for a nibble.   R.I.P March 2004

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Tim's High Flyer is so generous. Not only does she give him a kiss
on the hand, but she also gives him a deposit on a pair of shoes.

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Tilly works out a cunning plan for beating
Cruella in the Limbo competition. (R.I.P. Tilly)

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Smudge and Marmite

Benji

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This dog apparently takes after his master in a big way.
You have pointy ears, Mark?

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If you're looking for Skid's dog,
I think this lion might know where it is...

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Pookie and Soraya

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Oyyyy. What you lookin at?

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I wasn't really scared... but... there WERE seven of them.

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Muffie was meant to be posing for the caption 'Let sleeping dogs lie'
but she just couldn't get it right. Oh you (would) look so peaceful, lying there asleep...

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Boo practises his YMCA routine
for the SITN Christmas disco.

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Hey hey mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
(Gratuitous use of a Led Zep lyric there, but I just had to!)

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Ondine's cat is called Kees, which is pronounced "case".
He often brings Ondine presents when she's in bed -
usually mice and birds, but sometimes it's a CD.
He especially likes to keep Ondine company
when she's taking a bath, by sitting on the ledge.
She says she's waiting for him to fall in, but that hasn't happened yet.
(You could always force it, Ondine).

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They're dressed to kill, out to thrill, and waiting for you tonight.
Petal, Judie and Honey - seen here down in the jungle - belong to Russ's daughter Megan.

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Here are two photos of Minou - Peter Mondria's prize-winning cat.
Sometimes this jungle life is boring, pawing...

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Dicksy's cats always listen to UFO
while they're doing the crossword...
Sha la la la, roll you over,
Turn you around and do it again.

T3DD's cat Mr. Chuck acts as lookout whilst T3DD's
other cat, Waffles (in the two pics below), gets up to
no good... I'd like to know what was in that packet.
Waffles is starting to look like a rockstar...

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And last but by no means least...
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To be featured on this page is the highest honour any pet can have,
so please only send their photos in if you really really love your pets
and would do anything for them.